So I'm sitting here in the D of C... Affectionately known as our Nations Capital. Let me be the first to tell you this place looks like shit. Seriously it looks like a construction site shit all over the city. The mall has become a porto potty parking lot wasteland. Never again will you be able to see this many portable toilets in one place. There are no joke ROWS of them on the mall, I guess that area was designated as the "rest room" area for this damn inauguration, DISGUSTING! What a pretty place, to be ruined by row after row of portable blue poop containers.
But if the flocking of tourists isn't bad enough then the sudden jump in the number of homeless is. Seriously, I have never seen so many homeless people in D.C. in my life. Did they too come here to watch Obama-rama get sworn into office? I'm not sure how greatly Obama being comander in cheif will effect them. But I sincerely doubt that they came from whatever shit hole they formerly called home to be a party of history. My theory is that they are pretty smart and decided that because of the unfolding events in the capital they would take this oportunity to cash in on the manic euphoria going around this town, because when one is in manic euphoria they are more likely to give out cash as apposed to coin.
Like homosexuality, homeless-ism is a very bizarre mysterious thing. You can't explain it and even if you could you probably wouldn't want to. None the less they are both smart and sneaky bastards. Like homosexuals the homeless have also been known to lead normal productive lives before comepletely kirking out on their spouse/kids and leaving home. Also, most of the time both suffer either from mental instability or trauma (if you consider there is a difference between the two).
What really makes me mad though is that a friend of mine witness a lady dressing up a homeless man in mittens and ear muffs... Of course she was a dumb tourist, probably from a bible belt. The fact of the matter is we don't need you to dress them up like children. Ignore them like the rest of the civilized folk. If you went to a zoo would you touch a monkey? or a lion? NO!
So if your going to come to this city please don't feed, pay attention to or give stuff to the wildlife (squirrels and bums). You don't have to deal with them becoming domesticated and brave enough to assault you.
Over and OUT
KA
does it look like i speak jive?
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